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“GUE” Bylaw Vote Causes Women To Riot A special bylaws committee meeting to adopt the GUE principle ran into unexpected difficulties when they arrived for the final vote on the proposed changes. The street in front of the location was lined on both sides with women protesting the upcoming vote. Police had established security lines to keep the two factions separated. On one side of the street a very large group of ugly women held signs denoting discrimination against them because of their looks, and that implementation of the GUE policy would cause them Post Traumatic Sex Syndrome, as the women would believe, when approached by the men that they were attractive, when in reality, it was a money conservation act on the part of the males fully realizing what a difference a few drinks make. Interesting enough, on the other side of the street was a totally different type of group waving their arms and signs in the air. This was a large group of very attractive women scantily dressed in classic attire. Their signs made the point—if males accepted the GUE approach this would leave them with limited alternatives, as the males would couple with the ugly women at an early hour leaving few available males for the attractive women to compete for in the later hours, causing them to have to expend their own funds for entertainment with the distinct possibility of no positive results. Further, that their mental process would then be affected and they would fall victim to Post Traumatic Ego Syndrome. With all this disruption it was difficult for the committee as the police were guarding the building entrances and screams for justice filled the air. To be able to function in this hostile environment the committee decided to have lunch and drinks brought in. The discussion was heated as the committee was divided in their thinking. This five member group spend the majority of the afternoon drinking and discussing the matter until the alcohol took over about 4:00PM. At this point a straw vote was held with all committee members in agreement. Holding firm to their convictions, the committee voted 5-0 for adoption. The meeting was adjourned for dinner at the local restaurant, and later all members left for other locations after implementing the new GUE bylaw. When the restaurant closed a large number of very attractive ladies were seen leaving alone with limited funds. From the female reaction and a trial implementation, it is believed by the committee that this could be a win-win situation for males. The Pygmies should all thank Art Keenan, an honored member, and give him credit for chairing the committee and railroading this new principle into Pygmy law. High Desert Star BB
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